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  • Writer's pictureHYSTERIA BY GIRLONFILM

MEET: RACHEL BEALS


WHO?:


DOING LOVE READINGS AT HYSTERIA BY GIRLONFILM X OLD FLINGS X NO STRINGS X SPOTTED.





ABOUT:


TELL US ABOUT YOU!


I am a tarot reader, playwright and astrologer! I’m a taurus sun, aries moon & sagittarius rising. Besides studying astrology and tarot, I am also an avid theater goer. I enjoy seeing different shows on/off broadway. When it comes to my writing, I tend to focus on topics and themes of familial dynamics, queer issues/relationships, mental health & death, with dark-comedic twists and turns.



WHERE ARE YOU FROM?


The Poconos.



WHAT ARE THREE THINGS YOU CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT?


1. My cat

2. My ethereal visions tarot deck by matt hughes

3.My antique bronze astrological wheel statue, created in 1965!






CELEBRITY CRUSH LIST. READY, SET, GO.


WHEW do I have a list.

1. Aaron Taylor-Johnson, I could save him.

2. Salma Hayek

3. Renée Rapp, the queer community should have gate kept her :/

4. Jeremy Allen-White, duh

5. Solange

6. Hear me out…Seth MacFarlane

7. Barry Keoghan



QUICK. WHAT'S A SECRET YOU'VE NEVER TOLD ANYONE.


Well I love attention so there’s not a lot that people don’t know about me but if I had to pick one, it’s probably that I used to stuff my bra in highschool despite being a C cup anyway.



LOVE OR MONEY?


Love.



CRAZIEST STORY ABOUT AN OLD FLING?


Once I met up with an old fling after not seeing each other for a few years. The night went well (or so I thought) so we went back to my place, and in the middle of us hooking up, he had a seizure inside of me while I was on top of him!!! He lived and wasn’t hurt too bad but he also got actually pissed off when I called an ambulance because he didn’t have insurance (thanks America) and YELLED at me and tried to say that I gave him a seizure (men are insane) And so, after he got into the ambulance car I blocked him.



BIGGEST TOXIC TRAIT?


Checking followers lists and twitter likes.



LAST TEXT YOU SENT?


“Lmao bitch wtf???” to my bestie



HYSTERIA HEARTBREAKER OR LOVER?


Lover.



HIDDEN TALENT?


I’m a musical theater singer, I trained vocally for 12 years and I also played the viola from the ages of 8-20!



LAST THING THAT GAVE YOU THE ICK?


Seeing a drunk man at a bar trying to walk twerk.




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